Legend of the Seeker

Not as awesome as The Mentalist...

Most of the Time You Can Judge by Appearances

Sadly.

If you drive a blinged out rice racer, listen to hate rap, are covered in tattoos and smoke all while your kid is in the back seat I don't need to get to know you to know that you're an idiot.

Stupid Little Girls

Are stupid.

Things Are Usually As They Seem

Sometimes my coworkers do stupid things because they're morons.

Over Achieving

You only have to be better than those around you. It's easiest if you surround yourself with people that suck.

It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake...

This is the ceiling

It probably is.